I have a dream, that one day all fan fiction will reach the quality of writing present here in this book.
that's all wrong...
I have a hypothesis that Tara Gilesbie is a consummate troll. Or 13 year old girl who could, in all honesty, use this as evidence in her case against the education system for its complete and utter failure in her... siriusly.
P.S. I'm pleased to note that the pelvic floor exercises recommended by the physio after the birth of my son have been successful (unlike poor Tara's education) they have had a thorough and unrelenting workout and held up.
P.P.S The entire book has a vocal frye tone like Lumpy Space Princess, at least in my head... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6vSr4KXoVQ